South Park season 9

South Park (season 9)
File:Southparkseason9.jpg DVD cover
Country of origin	United States
No. of episodes	14
Release
Original network	Comedy Central
Original release	March 9, 2005 – December 7, 2005

Season nine of South Park, an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, began airing on March 9, 2005. The ninth season concluded after 14 episodes on December 7, 2005.

Episodes

See also: List of South Park episodes

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	Prod. code
126	1	"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	March 9, 2005 (2005-03-09)	901
Mr. Garrison gets a sex change operation, but when he realizes he is incapable of having a period and that his boyfriend is dismayed of the sex change, he tracks down the doctor to change him back. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to a plastic surgeon to turn himself black so he can be a star basketball player.
127	2	"Die Hippie, Die"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	March 16, 2005 (2005-03-16)	902
Cartman finally decides to rid the world of hippies once and for all. He goes around town trying to exterminate them, but when the Mayor allows the hippies to hold a Woodstock-like concert in South Park, Cartman's plan becomes a lot more difficult than he originally thought.
128	3	"Wing"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	March 23, 2005 (2005-03-23)	903
Token becomes a singer while the boys try to run a talent agency and represent the City Wok owner's wife.
129	4	"Best Friends Forever"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	March 30, 2005 (2005-03-30)	904
Kenny is left in a persistent vegetative state, beginning a war between Cartman, who wants him to die so he can inherit his Sony PSP, Heaven, who needs his spirit to fight a war against hell, and those who feel he should be kept alive. This episode won a 2005 Emmy Award in the category of "Outstanding Animated Program (for programming less than one hour)".
130	5	"The Losing Edge"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	April 6, 2005 (2005-04-06)	905
The boys try to lose their baseball games on purpose so they can avoid having to play all summer. Unfortunately, they are not able to lose and form a plan so they will not have to play all summer long. Randy gets into training to fight the other fathers at the games. The movie Rocky is parodied in select scenes. Also, The Karate Kid, is parodied, in that, the song You're the Best by Joe Esposito, inspires Randy to fight the "Batdad".
131	6	"The Death of Eric Cartman"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	April 13, 2005 (2005-04-13)	906
The kids of South Park retaliate against Cartman by ignoring him after he eats all the skin off of the chicken Kyle, Kenny and Stan were going to eat causing Cartman to think that he has died. With the help of Butters, (who is the only one that can "see" him) Cartman tries to atone his sins on earth, for he cannot go to the afterlife without doing so.
132	7	"Erection Day"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	April 20, 2005 (2005-04-20)	907
Jimmy starts getting erections and worries about performing in the school talent show, so he sets out to get rid of his erections by having sex with a woman.
133	8	"Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	October 19, 2005 (2005-10-19)	908
Stan and Cartman crash a speedboat into a dam, flooding the neighboring town of Beaverton. Since neither of the boys admits what they've done, people blame everything from the president to global warming for the disaster. They spend so much time trying to assign blame, that they have no time to help the citizens of Beaverton.
134	9	"Marjorine"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	October 26, 2005 (2005-10-26)	909
Butters fakes his own death so he can pose as a girl named Marjorine and steal a paper fortune-teller.
135	10	"Follow That Egg!"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	November 2, 2005 (2005-11-02)	910
The children in Ms. Garrison's class are paired up to practice their parenting skills by taking care of eggs. Ms. Garrison realizes she still has feelings for Mr. Slave, who plans to marry Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Ms. Garrison, broken-hearted, tries to stop the gay-marriage bill from passing.
136	11	"Ginger Kids"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	November 9, 2005 (2005-11-09)	911
Stan and Kyle turn Cartman redheaded and pale after Cartman does a report on how dangerous redheaded children are, but the prank goes too far when Cartman leads the "gingers" to fight for their rights by any means necessary.
137	12	"Trapped in the Closet"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	November 16, 2005 (2005-11-16)	912
Stan is dubbed the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard by a local group of Scientologists, causing a chain of bizarre events, such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta locking themselves in Stan's closet and R&B singer R. Kelly turning the whole affair into an urban opera.
138	13	"Free Willzyx"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	November 30, 2005 (2005-11-30)	913
Two aquarium workers trick the boys into thinking that a killer whale can talk, prompting the boys to liberate the animal and send him into space.
139	14	"Bloody Mary"	Trey Parker	Trey Parker	December 7, 2005 (2005-12-07)	914
Randy's drinking problem is mistaken for a disease when he admits himself into Alcoholics Anonymous following an arrest for drunk driving. At first he feels hopeless, but then a priest in a neighboring town discovers that his Virgin Mary statue is bleeding from its anus and declares it a miracle, making Randy want to go there to get cured.

External links

• South Park Studios – official website with streaming video of full episodes.
• The Comedy Network – full episodes for Canada