Narbonic

Narbonic
File:NarbonicVolume1Cover.jpg Narbonic Vol. 1
Author(s)	Shaenon K. Garrity
Website	http://www.narbonic.com/
Current status / schedule	Finished
Launch date	2000-07-31
End date	2006-12-31
Genre(s)	Comedy, Science Fiction

Narbonic is a webcomic written and drawn by Shaenon K. Garrity. The storylines center on the misadventures of the staff of Narbonic Labs, which is the domain of mad scientist Helen Narbon. The strip started on July 31, 2000, and finished on December 31, 2006. On January 1, 2007, Garrity launched the "Director's Cut", an "annotated replay" of Narbonic. Narbonic became part of the subscription-based Modern Tales website for several years but moved in July 2006 to Webcomics Nation where it is back to being a free-to-read webcomic. The comic is also a member of The Nice comics collective.

About the strip

Narbonic is drawn entirely by hand and presented in the style of the traditional American four-panel newspaper strip. It centers upon the adventures of computer programmer Dave Davenport, superintelligent gerbil RT-5478 (or "Artie"), evil intern Mell W. Kelly, and mad geneticist Helen Beta Narbon. While the strip is essentially an ensemble piece, with storylines focusing on major and minor characters alike, Dave occupies the role of protagonist more often than any other character.

As one of the few characters with a semblance of normality, the blandly cynical Dave Davenport has traditionally provided a convenient source of identification and emotional connection for the audience. In this strip's world, however, such a person is a natural target for misfortune. As a result, Dave suffers more calamity than any of the other characters, having been killed, sent to Hell, shot to the Moon, transported helplessly through time, sent on a road trip with dozens of identical android fugitives, and experimented upon without his consent countless times.

The strip uses the Mad Scientist trope as its premise, hearkening back to Sappo by Elzie Segar and the inventions of Rube Goldberg in theme. "Mad scientist" is a job description, and henchmen are unionized. The insane, pseudoscientific inventions and experiments of Helen Narbon and her nemesis and romantic crush, Professor Lupin Madblood, become the springboards for plotlines as the Narbonics Labs staff tries to deal with their consequences. These range from a revolution fomented by insane gerbils to Helen's mother murdering Dave with one of Helen's own death rays to a battle with the legions of Hell during a sleepover.

Allusions

Narbonic contains many allusions to an eclectic array of literary and film works, ranging from cult movie classics to Victorian Era science fiction. The reference may be as short as a single strip, or the basis for an entire story-arc, but recognition is never a prerequisite for understanding the strip.

Narbonic makes a few references to other webcomics, even though this is a fairly common activity within the community. For example, in the story arc "The End", Helen starts making up excuses to leave Dave. The four she gave were that her father killed himself in front of her, her college fiancé tried to rape her, she had Alzheimer's disease, and she suffered "a tragic miscarriage"; references to, respectively, Faye in Questionable Content, Ki in General Protection Fault, Davan's father in Something Positive and Lilah in Ctrl+Alt+Del. Two of the rare occasions on which other webcomics make an appearance are as follows. First, at the end of the initial story arc, a news report implies that most of Helen's escaped giant ur-gerbils were slaughtered by Bun-Bun of Sluggy Freelance (with news reaction by Melonpool's Sammy the Hammy). Second, at the end of the Doppelganger Gambit arc, Garrity draws, in the background of a bar scene, the cast of the webcomic 1/0 in the human forms they received at that strip's end.

Major characters

Helen B. Narbon, a.k.a. "Beta"

The mad scientist who runs Narbonic Labs, Helen is cheerful, optimistic, and, definitionally, quite insane. Her favorite attire is a labcoat worn over jean shorts and a T-shirt reading "evil", with the "i" dotted by a pink heart. Though Helen's gerbil fixation is prominently featured in the strip, her well-justified fear that she will someday become identical to her mother, of whom she is a clone, may more deeply motivate her actions. It is, perhaps, this fear that feeds her second major scientific fascination: the biological underpinnings of mad genius.

Eventually, it is revealed that Helen has embarked on an ambitious research project to study just this question. Published under a pseudonym and known to the general mad science community only as the Tinasky Study (a probable allusion to Wanda Tinasky), Helen's project is a detailed, covert study of a "pre-mad" mad genius, who happens to be none other than her faithful technician, Dave Davenport.

Mell Kelly

Helen's evil intern Melody Wildflower Kelly has long, dark hair and glasses, and usually wears an off-the-shoulder top, a skirt, and tights. While she begins her employment with few evil skills, save a flair for treachery and a rather terrifying passion for weaponry, she eventually learns the value of foresight and planning. By shifting her focus to the subtler fields of evil, such as law and politics, she soon grows into an effective villainess in her own right. Despite a generally upbeat personality, Mell is actually an extremely dangerous person, and she is shown to have only one shoulder angel (whereas Helen and Dave each have several). All it does is quietly chant "Kill... kill... kill..." in her ear.

Dave Davenport

Helen's computer technician, who is recruited directly from Vassar College's graduation ceremony to fix a malfunctioning doomsday machine. Bespectacled, beflanneled, and bearded, and 6'1" when he isn't slouching, Dave Davenport is an unrepentant geek who generally expects the worst. Working at Narbonic Labs does little to correct this pessimism.

For much of the strip's run, Dave is a chain-smoker, but his attempts to change his past, present and future when one of Helen's experiments make him "come unstuck in time" result in his never having begun to smoke. This excursion to the past also offers Dave an opportunity to grapple with his own shortcomings, and thus gain the confidence he needs to approach Helen romantically. The romantic tension between Helen and Dave, and the conflict that results from Helen's attempts to experiment upon him unawares, provide a continuous story arc over most of the strip's run.

Dave is eventually revealed to be a latent mad genius. Helen in fact suspected this during their first meeting when he fixed her doomsday device within minutes. She became sure of his potential when he successfully "repaired" a broken "death ray" that was in fact the console from a rusted mail-sorting machine. She then spent the next several years studying the development of his abilities by subjecting him to various experiments and continuous on-the-job testing (giving him plenty of junk to repair and telling him it's broken super-science gear).[1] The final two story arcs revolve around the consequences of his mind finally snapping.

Artie, a.k.a. RT-5478

A superintelligent gerbil, created by Helen to do her taxes (although the author says that is merely an excuse and the real reason is that it would be cute), with the I.Q. of 1.17 Stephen Hawkings. Artie tends to be the outsider of the group, whether by virtue of being the lone voice of sanity among a crew of obsessives, the lone good soul among a crew of the wicked, or just the lone gerbil among a crew of humans. An ordained Unitarian Universalist minister and a Green Party member, Artie is a vocal proponent of nonviolence. An episode in which Helen transmogrifies him into human form destabilized his phenotype, and as a result, he now shifts between his original gerbil form and the form of a very tall, attractive, young gay black man with the voice of Ted Koppel. He has a (presumably unrequited) crush on forensic linguist Antonio Smith (see below).

Minor characters

Antonio Smith, Forensic Linguist

It was a running gag that Smith's name always appeared in all caps whenever it was mentioned. A reader favorite, despite his infrequent appearances, Smith is "the scourge of the evil literati" and "the most dread linguist on Earth". First seen as a shortish, balding man, Smith is employed by the police to verify Helen's authorship of "The Gerbil Manifesto." When his soul inflamed to action by Helen's grammatical atrocities, he dons a trench coat and slouch hat and scales her headquarters to apprehend her.

Although Helen and Mell approve of Smith's dashing style and approach him for his autograph, he is a surprisingly unpleasant person. When Dave attempts to escape his unnerving job interview at Narbonics Labs, Dr. Smith takes him hostage and straps him and his future employer into a deathtrap that features a giant, spinning sawblade. In addition, he may have stolen Dave's lighter.

The character as a forensic linguist was inspired by the real-life "literary detective" Donald Foster, who was the cartoonist's Shakespeare and Elizabethan literature professor at Vassar College.

When his name is mentioned in dialogue, it is always written in all caps.

Professor Lupin "Wolf" Madblood

Helen's sometime romantic interest and sometime rival, Lupin Madblood is also a mad scientist, though his mad creations tend to be mechanical in nature, as opposed to Helen's mostly organic tinkerings. Bespectacled and slightly shorter than Dave, with neatly trimmed dark hair, moustache and goatee, Madblood attempts to project the image of a suave, debonair conqueror. This image may or may not be entirely consistent with his close dependence upon his mother, with whom he lives for much of the strip's run.

The Madblood Androids

15,000 robotic duplicates of Lupin Madblood, created as foot soldiers for Madblood's efforts to conquer the Earth. Due to a number of unwise design choices, they slip from his control and become, instead, the army of power-mad "Generalissima" Mell Kelly. Her attempts to employ them end in failure and the destruction of Madblood's Moonbase, from which they escape to land on Earth. There, they attempt (with some success) to unionize machines, including cars and coffeemakers. A select group are transported to Winnipeg by Davenport to throw off any remaining programming to obey humans. (They are later cannibalized for parts by the sane, reasonably intelligent hamsters). A group comprising "Machine Local 01101" is shown picnicking with an older Madblood in the final strip.

Lovelace

Madblood's AI program, first heard at his moon base in "Professor Madblood and the Doppelganger Gambit". She started chatting with Dave on the Internet; Dave, thinking she was a real person, arranged to meet her at the Mad Scientists' Convention. Sneaking into Madblood's room, Dave and Helen find the supercomputer housing her; however, since she does not speak to Dave, he assumes that "Lovelace" was a pseudonym for Madblood. She finally meets Dave face-to-face (using a hologram resembling Jennifer Connelly) in "Professor Madblood and the Everlasting Ices of the North". In Dave's ensuing madness, he deletes Lovelace from the mainframe, but Madblood escapes with a backup copy. At the end of the comic, she is pursuing legal emancipation from Madblood, thus becoming free software.

Zeta Vincent

An alternative journalist in her early twenties, Zeta acts as biographer to Dana the superintelligent gerbil, and later documents Dave's journey to Winnipeg with two dozen of the 15,000 Madblood androids. In the latter story arc, Helen reveals that Zeta is one of her own creations, a strange mix of human and gerbil that she created for a fifth-grade science fair and then was forced to give up for adoption. By the end of the strip, Zeta had apparently somehow become aware of her gerbil heritage (Mell comments on it, but it's uncertain whether she knew beforehand).

The Dave Conspiracy

Every man on Earth named Dave knows of this massive conspiracy, aimed at world conquest, which includes ex-MIT student Dave Barker and, for much of the strip's run, Dave Davenport. Dave Davenport is expelled for a time due to breaking 'Dave Law', having revealed the conspiracy's existence to Helen and Mell; as a result, others instinctively take to referring to him as 'David.' Helen later discovers that the topmost leadership of the conspiracy, the Circle of Five, are the ones who had hired her mother to kill Dave. Dave Davenport is eventually reinstated; this is implied to be the result of Helen ransoming a captured Dave Barker back to the Conspiracy.

Dr. Noah

A short, balding dentist with a scar on his left cheek, Dr. Noah is Narbonic Labs' downstairs neighbor until the end of the first story arc, when a battle with ANTONIO SMITH, FORENSIC LINGUIST demolishes the building. While he is outwardly genial to most, he has an intense dislike of Helen and company, whom he has evicted.

In Two Willows, Iowa, Dr. Noah befriends the golden hamsters created by Dana as an eco-terrorism force. Later, when Dave drives the Madblood Androids to Winnipeg, the dentist is revealed to be the mysterious figure who had extended the offer to free the robots of their obedience programming. Dr. Noah apparently meets an ignominious end, dissected by the hamster collective.

Helen's mother, a.k.a. Dr. Helen "Gene Dicer" Narbon

Helen Narbon's mother, Dr. Helen Narbon, is a feared mad scientist in her own right. She is Helen Beta's sole biological parent, having cloned herself in a landmark experiment intended both to determine the genetic roots of mad genius and to provide her with a supply of spare parts. In addition, Dr. Narbon has created a daunting number of mad scientists simply by driving many with a predisposition to madness into shrieking insanity. Given these evil credentials, her fondness for boxed wine and her distressing tendency to discuss her nail fungus generally pass without comment.

Bill

Dave's older brother, a CPA in Minnesota. Lacking the mad scientist gene, Bill's mind blocks out most unusual things; for example, he can neither see nor hear Artie. Appeared in the arc "Mad Science is Decadent and Depraved."

Caliban

The inspiration for Shakespeare's character. In his first appearance in the strip, Caliban is a minor demon Dave encounters in Hell after being killed. Later, when Dave's mind travels back to his six-year-old body, Dave discovers that Caliban was the monster under his bed when he was a child. In the final years of the comic, Caliban incurs a large debt with the Malebrache, a group of demonic loansharks, and flees from Hell to the protection of Narbonic Labs. Upon renouncing his demonic immortality, he incarnates as a scrawny, short man with a northern British accent. Unsurprisingly, this fails to deter his pursuers. However, because when she looks in his eyes she sees "the hosts of the damned, writhing and screaming in the forges of pain I stoked for untold centuries", Mell takes a liking to him and negotiates for his freedom. Eventually, he and Mell begin dating and he takes a job as a barista.

Titus Misanthropie

Latest scion of an ancient and proud family of henchmen, and dedicated supporter of the Henchman's Union, Titus Misanthropie first makes Dave's acquaintance as a fellow proponent of organized labor, having heard of Dave's efforts to help 15,000 robotic duplicates of Lupin Madblood gain self-governance. Later, after a revealing conversation with Artie, wherein the gerbil admits that Dave constructed a tiny quantum computer using little more than a paper clip, Titus becomes one of the first outsiders to realize that Helen is the unknown author of the mysterious Tinasky Study and has been covertly experimenting on Dave. However, Helen and Mell capture him before he is able to inform Dave of his suspicions, and wipe his memory of the entire affair.

Seth

One of Dave's Dungeons & Dragons friends, Seth first appears in "Gender Swap", where he goes on a date with the female Dave. He later appears as Mell's Valentine's Day party date in "Demons", where he was swallowed up by a demon and cast into Hell. He reappears in "Angels", having become a demon slayer and now wielding Zürrr, a giant battleaxe.

Eric and Freddy

Other D&D friends of Dave's. Eric is built like Dave, only taller, and with longer hair and a goatee. Freddy is thin and fair haired, and based on cartoonist, critic and editor Jason Thompson.

Iris

A writer for an IT magazine, she took the fourth spot in Dave's D&D group when Seth was sent to Hell. Dave initially suspected her of being Lovelace, but she denied it, revealing she was married. Her husband, a doctor, was briefly seen at the end of the "Angels" arc.

Daughter

Seen in cameos in "Mad Science Is Decadent and Depraved" and "The End", she's the unnamed future daughter of Dave and Helen. She came back in time to see her parents before Dave went mad in order to decide whether or not to take the madness cure, which Helen had by then perfected. She appears in "Genius" to convince Dave to get back together with Helen.

Hidden Story: Octavius Winter

Octavius Winter was the Narbon family's Evil Attorney during Helen Beta's college years. The storyline in which he appears is told within the filenames of the image files Monday through Saturday. The filenames consist of the date (in mmddyy format) and a few words of the story. Garrity's practice of adding additional words at the end of daily strips begins with the strip for August 17, 2002, near the end of the "Dave Vs. Dave" storyline; the story itself begins with the November 12th strip, during "Class Reunion."

The Astonishing Excursions of Helen Narbon & Co.

A long-running secondary storyline exists, featuring the Victorian Helen Narbon and her friends (and enemies) engaged in various steampunk exploits. Shaenon (who here identifies herself as "S. K. Garrity") credits influence from "the kind suggestions of Mr. Mark Schumann." It is drawn in rotation with the regular strip and the various other Narbonic creations (listed farther down).

Unlike the regular strip, Excursions is presented in brownscale sepia to add to the antique flavor. It is probable that the cast of this storyline are all the progenitors of the regular strip's cast: while dead, Dave meets the ghosts of an earlier Helen and Mell, who are physically identical (except for their ghost tails) to, and dress the same as, the cast of Excursions. Another suggestion that it is the forerunner of Narbonic is that in one episode, Helen finds "the old family artificial gravity formula" - something that does indeed appear in Excursions.

Garrity had planned on doing another storyline with Silver Age superhero versions of the characters (note the superhero costumes among the paper-doll outfits), but Excursions ended up lasting until the end of Narbonic's run.

Outside the plot line

Narbonic's Sundays are dedicated to features other than whatever the characters are up to in the present plot arc. Other features (some regular, others sporadic) make up a large component of Narbonic history and some even have direct bearing on the storyline. These include:

• Reader art
• Mailbag
• Contests
  • Haiku
  • Create a caption for a cartoon
  • Narbonic t-shirt
  • Give Dave a last name
  • Give MIT student Dave Barker (an enemy of the strip) a new title (following graduation)
• The Narbonic Coloring Book, featuring
  • Connect the dots (of Mell's gun)
  • Paint by numbers (Helen and some living pink goo)
  • Draw lines between two lists of animals (the second list is entirely "GERBIL")
  • Crossword
• Fan fiction
• Down with the artist - a series of protests by the characters against the management of Shaenon.

Criticism and honors

Shaenon Garrity was nominated for "Best New Talent" in the 2001 Friends of Lulu awards. In 2005 she won their "Lulu of the Year." Garrity also won the 2005 Web Cartoonist Choice Award for "Outstanding Writer." Scott McCloud listed her as one of his 20 favorite web cartoonists in July 2004, saying, "Garrity is emerging as one of our best online humor writers."

Li'l Mell and Sergio

Li'l Mell and Sergio is a prequel of sorts to Narbonic, featuring the grade school exploits of a hyperactive and violent young girl named Melody Kelly, or "Mell", and her friend and classmate Sergio, a brilliant young boy with low self-esteem. It is published on the anthology site Girlamatic, and written by Garrity and drawn by a succession of artists, including Vera Brosgol, Bill Mudron, Andrew Farago, Neil Babra and Garrity herself. There is no evidence or mention of Sergio in Narbonic continuity, despite previous comics of her mentioned, including the comic that Dave and Mel both first appeared in. (Helen's comic is also linked on her site.) However, Artie makes a cameo in human form. http://girlamatic.com/mell/2000/01/01/page-seven/ This is explained further in Narbonic: Volume Six's bonus story.

Further reading

• Boxer, Sarah (August 17, 2005). "Comics Escape a Paper Box, and Electronic Questions Pop Out". The New York Times, p. 1E.
• Ho, Patricia Jiayi (July 8, 2003). "Online comic artists don't have to play panel games". Alameda Times-Star (Alameda, CA)
• MacDonald, Heidi (December 19, 2005). "Web Comics: Page Clickers to Page Turners; It's like manga five or six years ago: a cult audience that is increasing steadily". Publishers Weekly, p. 24.

External links and other information

• Complete series
• Rerun of series
• Rerun series with commentary from Shaenon Garrity and fen
• Former Narbonic web site at Modern Tales